Why I am AWESOME.

I am awesome.  Here's why.

I can't remember the words to any lullabies.  ANY.  Seriously.  So I have been singing "The Lumberjack Song" to the Captain to get him to go to sleep.  Yes, THAT "The Lumberjack Song."  My child will be singing about crossdressing just as soon as he can sing.  In my family, Monty Python is considered "culture."  Possibly because they're British.  And awesome.

I was on the phone with my sister the other day and nursing the baby.  He finished and I was playing with him.  I held him over my head.  He spit up on my face.  Awesome.

That's why I'm awesome.

Have a nice day.